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Here are some examples of the funniest requests I have received from students this weekend.
"I need just 22 points to turn my B into an A. Would you please look at all my assignments for me to see if there are 22 points missing somewhere?"
"I know I missed three homework assignments, but I earned 92% on all the other work I completed and 92% is an A, so please fix my grade from a C to an A."
"Even though I only have 282 points, I worked really hard and deserve an A. Please take my effort into consideration to change my grade from a C to an A."
"The syllabus says you need at least 360 points to earn a A in the course. I have 362 points. Does this mean I have an A?"
"I worked a lot harder than the person seated next to me in class, but she got an A and I just got a C. This isn't fair. Why did you give her a better grade than me?"
"I didn't know the assignments were mandatory and only did the ones that sounded fun to me. It's not fair for you to punish me because I don't think your assignments are interesting."
"I copied pretty much everything from my roommate, but we have different grades. He has a B and I have a C. How is this possible?"
M. Capone
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